(Source: brand-upon-the-brain, via perks-of-being-chinese)
(Source: left-reminders, via perks-of-being-chinese)
If you’re thinking about me, I’m probably thinking about you.
… These kids will rule the world.
THE LAST ONE THO.
these children are perfect
BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT
there is none so blind as Stevie Wonder
glorious.
a Miss is as good a a Mr.
a bird in the hand is going to poop on you
Perfection
(Source: nowtheresanideaalfrey-blog, via perks-of-being-chinese)
- brain: bored.
- me: we could watch this show?
- brain: no.
- me: we could....play this game we've been looking forward to for a while?
- brain: no.
- me: we could draw?
- brain: no.
- me: okay, fine, what do YOU want to do?
- brain:
- brain:
- brain: bored.
- me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*
- me: *realises how ugly i am*
- me: *closes camera and acts like nothings happened*
- murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
- me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
If there were as many
Knives in my front as there are in my back I might have some balance